“Hey hun, I was thinking, I am 35 years old now, I think its time I stopped playing video games in my free time.”
“Are you serious?”
“Yeah you know, being married, paying a mortgage and having a child really puts things into perspective, and as much as I love playing video games…it’s time to grow up.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Absolutely not.”
“So what are you going to do instead?”
“I am going to start collecting baseball cards again.”
“Oh, god…”